December 01, 2011

Green Card?


Since my summer in NYC, I have made the decision to go back to New York after I graduate in September 2012 on a graduates visa and try get a job there and hopefully get sponsored to stay or-even less likely- meet a husband! A friend of mine who was in Hawaii for the Summer told me that apparently APPARENTLY you can find guys on craigslist who want to marry girls to give them green cards! Now I personally wasn't too attracted to the idea in the first place, partly because its so stupid and so obvious and you would sooo get caught! But mainly because I imagine the type of man that posts on craigslist to marry a girl he doesn't know looks something like this:



Anyway! I decided to go have a look for myself to see if it was true and had a great laugh at the expense of these twonks. My personal favorites have to be:
"I looking for the right girl. Someone fun who likes dinners out. Someone."
Don't be too picky! At least he knows what hes going to get, this guy is completely unaware of what it is he is asking for:
"I am looking to settle into a relationship with a Cute girl who needs help obtaining her Green Card. I am not looking for money in anyway, just a good, real relationship."
Yeh...Just the green card cheers...
"I am open to most Races." okay...okay? "Please be able to speak English so we can understand each other,please don't be obese or lazy."
Em..okay. Rude? Although this guy does note that he is disease free so I suppose he has a bit of bargaining power there.
Do people seriously do this???

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